Population | 3.306 billion |
Capital | La Capitale |
Leader | The High Troutarch |
Faith | Troutic Loonism |
Currency | Gold-Standard |
Animal | Narwhal |
The Troutarchy of The Redwood Isles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The High Troutarch with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.306 billion Redwood Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capitale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Redwood Islesian economy, worth 506 trillion Gold-Standards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,143 Gold-Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,787 per year while the poor average 19,640, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.
Foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Redwood Islesian RPG, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Redwood Isles's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troutic Loonism.
The Redwood Isles is ranked 287,030th in the world and 6,307th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Redwood Isles was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : The Redwood Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Redwood Isles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : The Redwood Isles was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in The Redwood Isles, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Republic of IC-Water.
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Empire of Dillimore.
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Empire of Tennessee Empire.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 155 » Corfad, Filibustra, Siwale, Shibutani, Darkanistan, Radicaster, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Varisland, Dreadton, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Koda-Land, Aguaria Major, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Wolffoxia, Russila, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Laurendon, Dem Republic of Romania, Transitional Global Authority, Oannia, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Arucaria, Unshleepd, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Eggplant Island, PlanetMercury, Vlenkenov, Omnistria, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wilkshire, Harjad, IHateRights, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Regallio, and 105 others.Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Iespao, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Rex Republic, Chipoli, Etanur, Nationeer, Marlducro, The Confederate States of America, Perikuresu, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ovekisu, Sanctum Teriaris, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Eurochina, Batatoland Empire, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Singamadri, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sellaeta, Qep, Neptunian Military Administration, Vilaforta, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Bardopia, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Zandos, Lionsroar, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Izern, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, TamilPesum, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Teriol, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, The Tony Paporordia, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Suvarnavarta, Tennessee Empire, Davidianian, Dillimore, IC-Water, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.